I yawn like a lion!

Today Corey and I took his dog on a hike. It was exhausting. I was trying to show off for him by bounding from rock to rock and hopping over mud pits like it was nothing. Now I'm sore as something very inappropriate. He scheduled a night shift, midnight to 8am. He'll crawl into bed with me when he gets home... although I woke up at 7AM! this morning and fidgeted for 2 hours before finding some breakfast. I'm up here in Ohio until Sunday because I have a week off between spring and summer semesters. I got As in all my classes! Even biology. That's impressive for me. I should prolly get in touch with the C-STEP guy at ACC but I'm so lazy that it probably won't happen until like July.

Corey and I are spectacular! STELLAR! Is that how you spell it? Steller... Stellar... Yeah it's an A.

I'm going to start doing video diaries of us whenever we're together. One video per day. Yes, I'll put them on YouTube. My username is jjexohexoh on there. But don't check me out yet because I haven't posted anything yet. I think I'll save up for a Flip camcorder. I don't know. I have like maybe 15$$ in the bank right now, it's so bad. I'm poor as shiitaki mushrooms. How do you spell shiitaki? Am I spelling it right?

I just ate an entire box of macaroni and cheese. The entire box. Corey didn't even eat a single bite. That's like 250% of what I should have eaten, or like 2.5 times the serving suggestion. I am so stuffed. I'm stuffed like the pig my uncle grilled in his backyard for our white trash Thanksgiving. Haha! You thought I was gonna say Easter! Or something that's not Thanksgiving! Well see in Southernboro, Hicktown, we eat pigs, not turkeys. Turkeys are too healthy! Gross! We need some greasy pig! Mmm mmm good!

I don't eat pig, actually.

I eat bacon, though, but I also like turkey bacon, so PETA, before you hunt me down, at least I'm choosing the healthier, uglier alternative. Because pigs are cute. I have never seen a cute turkey. Not even the one Sarah Palin had in her retarded news video. I almost spelled Satan right there. Woah!

Food-induced coma time.