Life is Good. Oh, that's copyrighted? Crap.

It's almost Thursday! One more minute! It's 11:59 PM. And now it's 12:00 AM, Thursday, July 30th, 2009. Corey already went to bed.

I'm becoming obsessed with Abercrombie & Fitch clothing. I love it! I can't wait until I get my next paycheck, because I already know what I want to buy. Don't worry, I'm not going to go overboard. I just really like the clothing. I also really want to embody the Abercrombie & Fitch style, which is casual, cool, and provocative. I like that a lot.

ARGGHHH I'M SO FAT.

I know Corey isn't going to like that I just wrote that.

Now he's smiling because I'm right.

Now it's a real smile because I'm continuing the joke.

This sentence has nothing to do with the above joke.

This one does.

What?